Surprise!!!!!!!!

As a kid growing up in a middle class family, my mom always tried to make christmas extra EXTRA special for us., she did that every year because her family was pretty poor growing up and on top of that, her father wasn't a big fan of christmas., needless to say "Merry Kissmeass" was his favorite thing to say to my mom and her brother at christmastime.

This ones' for you Grandpa., Merry-Kiss-me-A@#! <3 

 Merry Kiss-me-A@#! is a gold glass fleck packed black, sprinkled with just a hint of red for that holiday that my grandfather just *loved* so much :D

It is a Llarowe Holiday Exclusive and will be for sale at todays' (Thursday 12/05/13) CrowsToes restock on http://www.llarowe.com

2 coats MKMA., 1 coat Seche Vite,  Artificial Light

2 coats MKMA., 1 coat Seche Vite,  Artificial Light

2 coats MKMA., 1 coat Seche Vite,  Natural Light (overcast)

2 coats MKMA., 1 coat Seche Vite,  Artificial Light

*NEWSFLASH* *NEWSFLASH* NEWSFLASH*

*runs in panting like a dog swinging around a piece of paper like kermit the frog on crack* OK., leans on desk....*catches breath* OK., *parks ass in newsroom desk chair while cheesy newsroom music starts playing in background* director says., we are live in five, four, three., two, - then points at this dingbat in the anchor chair on one...... 

"*NEWSFLASH* *NEWSFLASH* NEWSFLASH*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! FRESH OFF THE NEWS WIRE! - CROWSTOES "BETTER LATE THAN NEVER-FALL 2013" COLLECTION WILL BE LAUNCHING TOMORROW ON LLAROWE!!! AND WAIT., *gets handed another sheet of paper from off camera and reads it* THERE WILL ALSO BE A RE-STOCK OF CURRENT COLORS!!!! PLEASE SEE LLAROWES' FACEBOOK PAGE AND http://www.llarowe.com/ FOR SPECIFIC DETAILS!!!!!!

We Thank You for your attention and we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.....*

CALLING ALL MINIONS!!!!!!!

OK MINIONS!!!!!

GO GET YOUR COSTUMES ON AND GET YOUR ARSES 

OVER TO THE

CROWSTOES NAIL COLOR FACEBOOK PAGE!

'CAUSE MISCHIEF NIGHT STARTS THERE TONIGHT

AT 8 PM EASTERN TIME!!!!!

MUAH HA HAAAAAAAA >:D

YUP...........I'm Back From the Dead, & juuuuust in time for Mischief Night ;)

    Aaaaaah., My favorite time of year. Fall., Beautiful Weather., & HALLOWEEN! What could you not love about all of that right?!?? RIGHT! lololol

    Now., Normally I have my Halloween Collection out waaaaaaay before now., but unfortunately, life got in the way a bit of that with some health crap i've had to deal with., BLECH., but we're done with that for now thank god., and I damn sure wasn't going to disappoint anyone looking for some new Halloween CrowsToes., So I figured fuck it., lets' just combine the two, Halloween and Fall in one.......Better Late Than Never Right? With that sentiment i give you.... 

Better Late Than Never - Fall 2013 Collection 

Left to Right - Indian Summer, Hellhound, Half Past Yesterday,

Quarter Till Today, Black Widow, You Are Here,

Green-Eyed Lady, Dragon in Drag and Zero 

Left to Right - Indian Summer, Hellhound, Half Past Yesterday,

Quarter Till Today, Black Widow, You Are Here,

Green-Eyed Lady, Dragon in Drag and Zero 

CrowsToes Black Widow -

A Black Linear Holo with Red Sparks
3 Coats - Full Sun

CrowsToes Black Widow - 

A Black Linear Holo with Red Sparks
3 Coats - Artificial Light Indoors

CrowsToes Black Widow - 

A Black Linear Holo with Red Sparks
3 Coats - Indirect Light Indoors

CrowsToes Indian Summer

CrowsToes Indian Summer

CrowsToes Indian Summer Macro 1

CrowsToes Indian Summer Macro 2

CrowsToes Indian Summer Macro 3

CrowsToes Indian Summer Macro 4

CrowsToes Hellhound

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Hellhound Macro 1

CrowsToes Hellhound Macro 2 

CrowsToes Hellhound Macro 3

CrowsToes Hellhound Macro

CrowsToes Zero 

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Zero Macro

CrowsToes Green-Eyed Lady

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Green-Eyed Lady Macro

CrowsToes Dragon in Drag

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Dragon in Drag Macro 

CrowsToes You Are Here

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes You Are Here Macro 1 

CrowsToes You Are Here Macro 2

CrowsToes Half Past Yesterday 

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Half Past Yesterday Macro 

CrowsToes Quarter Till Today

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Quarter Till Today Macro 

Left to Right - CrowsToes Indian Summer,

Hellhound and Half Past Yesterday

Left to Right - CrowsToes Indian Summer,

Hellhound and Half Past Yesterday

Left to Right - CrowsToes Quarter Till Today,

Black Widow and You Are Here

Left to Right - CrowsToes Quarter Till Today,

Black Widow and You Are Here

Left to Right - CrowsToes Green-Eyed Lady,

Dragon in Drag and Zero

Left to Right - CrowsToes Green-Eyed Lady,

Dragon in Drag and Zero

Update Update Update :D

*comes up for air* - ok., cue the cheesy newsroom music.......


H'IYA!!! I'm still alive, just slow as snail shit...lol

Distributor Order Update - All Distributor Orders are wrapping up production now, and should be on their way around the end of the week.,

ALSO., blogger packs will resume shipment once all distributor orders are sent out 

y'all are the best!!!!
Crow

One Mad Crazy Summer............

Swatch Courtesy of Setinlacquer.com and Llarowe

One Trick Pony - A purple/green multi chrome holo *looks around* OK., ummm., is there anyone who hasn't made one of these yet? Raise your hand…lololol

Swatch Courtesy of Setinlacquer and Llarowe

Last Rat Standing - A multicolored shimmer packed taupe. If you haven't seen SKYFALL yet., GO. NOW. RENT. WATCH.!!!!!!

Swatch Courtesy of CosmeticSanctuary.com and Llarowe

Me and This Army - A Good Upstanding Army green with a shot of purple shimmer ready for your day to day combat. As my friend Kristina says, Now., go on & Buff off that bitch stick and strut on girl!

Swatch Courtesy of Setinlacquer.com and Llarowe

Tiki Torch - A yummy jellied purple lightly dusted with the fiery sparks of a great late night party out on the beach. & trust me., you haven't lived until you have told some jackass at one of these parties this., "hey dude., ummm, yannno your pants are on fire right?!"

Swatch Courtesy of PeachyPolish.com

Boat Drinks - *Jimmy Buffet starts playing in the background* "Boat Drinks, Waitress I need two more Boat Drinks, This mornin' I shot six holes in my freezer,  I think i got cabin fever., somebody sound the alarm"

& Besides., You can't have a summer without having at least one!

Swatch Courtesy of CosmeticSanctuary.com and Llarowe

Chess., You Dog! - My tip of the hat to Tim Burtons' Cheshire of 2010

Swatch Courtesy of PeachyPolish.com

My Favorite Amazon - Yup., the Bitch is Back., In all of her red, white, blue and gold glory., jam-packed with glitter….this is the original mix., as intended., with only white stars added. 

Swatch Courtesy of Setinlacquer.com and Llarowe

Storms Never Last - A Darkened Blurple/Dark Magenta/Gold multichrome with sparks of shifting teal glitter shining like little stars.

This one is for my Mom - she absolutely loved purple and teal., and multichromes. She was a huuuge Waylon Jennings fan. Come to think of it - I guarantee you there are 2 men up in heaven who are getting ZERO peace right now. 1 is Dale Earnhardt Sr., and the other is Waylon Jennings. GO MOM!!!! LOL

Meningioma Sucks. 

This is indeed the same color,  just in different lighting.

Minion - Whenever my husband goes anywhere alone or especially to play golf, (because i always give him shit about it *giggle*) he'll come home and say, "Your minions (a murder of crows) were out there watching me., you need to call them off, i can't concentrate"

Shit makes me laugh every damn time…. xD

Shirt Front

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Minion T-Shirt - Annnnnnnnnnd., in addition to the Minion polish., There is also

a companion Minion T-Shirt!!!!! These will be available in sizes Small through 5X