*NEWSFLASH* *NEWSFLASH* NEWSFLASH*

*runs in panting like a dog swinging around a piece of paper like kermit the frog on crack* OK., leans on desk....*catches breath* OK., *parks ass in newsroom desk chair while cheesy newsroom music starts playing in background* director says., we are live in five, four, three., two, - then points at this dingbat in the anchor chair on one...... 

"*NEWSFLASH* *NEWSFLASH* NEWSFLASH*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! FRESH OFF THE NEWS WIRE! - CROWSTOES "BETTER LATE THAN NEVER-FALL 2013" COLLECTION WILL BE LAUNCHING TOMORROW ON LLAROWE!!! AND WAIT., *gets handed another sheet of paper from off camera and reads it* THERE WILL ALSO BE A RE-STOCK OF CURRENT COLORS!!!! PLEASE SEE LLAROWES' FACEBOOK PAGE AND http://www.llarowe.com/ FOR SPECIFIC DETAILS!!!!!!

We Thank You for your attention and we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.....*