CALLING ALL MINIONS!!!!!!!

OK MINIONS!!!!!

GO GET YOUR COSTUMES ON AND GET YOUR ARSES 

OVER TO THE

CROWSTOES NAIL COLOR FACEBOOK PAGE!

'CAUSE MISCHIEF NIGHT STARTS THERE TONIGHT

AT 8 PM EASTERN TIME!!!!!

MUAH HA HAAAAAAAA >:D

YUP...........I'm Back From the Dead, & juuuuust in time for Mischief Night ;)

    Aaaaaah., My favorite time of year. Fall., Beautiful Weather., & HALLOWEEN! What could you not love about all of that right?!?? RIGHT! lololol

    Now., Normally I have my Halloween Collection out waaaaaaay before now., but unfortunately, life got in the way a bit of that with some health crap i've had to deal with., BLECH., but we're done with that for now thank god., and I damn sure wasn't going to disappoint anyone looking for some new Halloween CrowsToes., So I figured fuck it., lets' just combine the two, Halloween and Fall in one.......Better Late Than Never Right? With that sentiment i give you.... 

Better Late Than Never - Fall 2013 Collection 

Left to Right - Indian Summer, Hellhound, Half Past Yesterday,

Quarter Till Today, Black Widow, You Are Here,

Green-Eyed Lady, Dragon in Drag and Zero 

Left to Right - Indian Summer, Hellhound, Half Past Yesterday,

Quarter Till Today, Black Widow, You Are Here,

Green-Eyed Lady, Dragon in Drag and Zero 

CrowsToes Black Widow -

A Black Linear Holo with Red Sparks
3 Coats - Full Sun

CrowsToes Black Widow - 

A Black Linear Holo with Red Sparks
3 Coats - Artificial Light Indoors

CrowsToes Black Widow - 

A Black Linear Holo with Red Sparks
3 Coats - Indirect Light Indoors

CrowsToes Indian Summer

CrowsToes Indian Summer

CrowsToes Indian Summer Macro 1

CrowsToes Indian Summer Macro 2

CrowsToes Indian Summer Macro 3

CrowsToes Indian Summer Macro 4

CrowsToes Hellhound

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Hellhound Macro 1

CrowsToes Hellhound Macro 2 

CrowsToes Hellhound Macro 3

CrowsToes Hellhound Macro

CrowsToes Zero 

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Zero Macro

CrowsToes Green-Eyed Lady

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Green-Eyed Lady Macro

CrowsToes Dragon in Drag

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Dragon in Drag Macro 

CrowsToes You Are Here

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes You Are Here Macro 1 

CrowsToes You Are Here Macro 2

CrowsToes Half Past Yesterday 

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Half Past Yesterday Macro 

CrowsToes Quarter Till Today

Swatch Courtesy of Ida Nails It

CrowsToes Quarter Till Today Macro 

Left to Right - CrowsToes Indian Summer,

Hellhound and Half Past Yesterday

Left to Right - CrowsToes Indian Summer,

Hellhound and Half Past Yesterday

Left to Right - CrowsToes Quarter Till Today,

Black Widow and You Are Here

Left to Right - CrowsToes Quarter Till Today,

Black Widow and You Are Here

Left to Right - CrowsToes Green-Eyed Lady,

Dragon in Drag and Zero

Left to Right - CrowsToes Green-Eyed Lady,

Dragon in Drag and Zero

Update Update Update :D

*comes up for air* - ok., cue the cheesy newsroom music.......


H'IYA!!! I'm still alive, just slow as snail shit...lol

Distributor Order Update - All Distributor Orders are wrapping up production now, and should be on their way around the end of the week.,

ALSO., blogger packs will resume shipment once all distributor orders are sent out 

y'all are the best!!!!
Crow

One Mad Crazy Summer............

Swatch Courtesy of Setinlacquer.com and Llarowe

One Trick Pony - A purple/green multi chrome holo *looks around* OK., ummm., is there anyone who hasn't made one of these yet? Raise your hand…lololol

Swatch Courtesy of Setinlacquer and Llarowe

Last Rat Standing - A multicolored shimmer packed taupe. If you haven't seen SKYFALL yet., GO. NOW. RENT. WATCH.!!!!!!

Swatch Courtesy of CosmeticSanctuary.com and Llarowe

Me and This Army - A Good Upstanding Army green with a shot of purple shimmer ready for your day to day combat. As my friend Kristina says, Now., go on & Buff off that bitch stick and strut on girl!

Swatch Courtesy of Setinlacquer.com and Llarowe

Tiki Torch - A yummy jellied purple lightly dusted with the fiery sparks of a great late night party out on the beach. & trust me., you haven't lived until you have told some jackass at one of these parties this., "hey dude., ummm, yannno your pants are on fire right?!"

Swatch Courtesy of PeachyPolish.com

Boat Drinks - *Jimmy Buffet starts playing in the background* "Boat Drinks, Waitress I need two more Boat Drinks, This mornin' I shot six holes in my freezer,  I think i got cabin fever., somebody sound the alarm"

& Besides., You can't have a summer without having at least one!

Swatch Courtesy of CosmeticSanctuary.com and Llarowe

Chess., You Dog! - My tip of the hat to Tim Burtons' Cheshire of 2010

Swatch Courtesy of PeachyPolish.com

My Favorite Amazon - Yup., the Bitch is Back., In all of her red, white, blue and gold glory., jam-packed with glitter….this is the original mix., as intended., with only white stars added. 

Swatch Courtesy of Setinlacquer.com and Llarowe

Storms Never Last - A Darkened Blurple/Dark Magenta/Gold multichrome with sparks of shifting teal glitter shining like little stars.

This one is for my Mom - she absolutely loved purple and teal., and multichromes. She was a huuuge Waylon Jennings fan. Come to think of it - I guarantee you there are 2 men up in heaven who are getting ZERO peace right now. 1 is Dale Earnhardt Sr., and the other is Waylon Jennings. GO MOM!!!! LOL

Meningioma Sucks. 

This is indeed the same color,  just in different lighting.

Minion - Whenever my husband goes anywhere alone or especially to play golf, (because i always give him shit about it *giggle*) he'll come home and say, "Your minions (a murder of crows) were out there watching me., you need to call them off, i can't concentrate"

Shit makes me laugh every damn time…. xD

Shirt Front

Shirt Back

Minion T-Shirt - Annnnnnnnnnd., in addition to the Minion polish., There is also

a companion Minion T-Shirt!!!!! These will be available in sizes Small through 5X

WELL., HOLY HELL........IT FINALLY HAPPENED.

I can't even believe it....... & No., You are NOT having a hallucination. LOL

CrowsToes Nail Color is now on FaceBook *faints*

My head minion is running the joint but i'll be popping in here and there. with that being said., go on!, & get 'cha arses up over there and see whats' happening! :D

BOOYAH!!!!!

What the hell happened to spring?????

     Well., Here we are., already at the end of June. *sigh* Summer is upon us once again. Screw being "upon us"., Summers' flat out steamrolling through here. I don't know about where you live, but here in Central/Southern NC., we don't seem to have spring or fall anymore. We just don't. *looks around wistfully*........I don't know where they went.........i don't know when they went.........I know they were here.........i loved them.......i miss them........my 2 favorite seasons........Spring and Fall. AHHHH., my ideal weather. 70 degrees. You can wear jeans and a t-shirt, or shorts, short or long sleeves, hell., even a tank top. Its' perfect.
   
     But Damn., It seems anymore we go from having 2 or 3 days of "spring" to freakin' "air you can wear" at 90+ drippin' damn degrees.....WHAMMO., & your ass is boilin' hot. now, the heat doesn't bother me all that much, it's the damn humidity that makes me nuts. GACK!!!
 
     It's alllllways the same thing with us puny humans, isn't it............bitch bitch bitch bitch.........its' either Too F#%*ing Hot or Too F#%*ing Cold.
We're just never happy are we. *giggles*
 
     But., yanno....at the same time, if thats' all i ever have to bitch about is the freakin' weather - then i consider myself lucky. It hasn't been a smooth year by a long shot., we have lost a lot., and gained a lot. As i'm sure many of you have in your own lives have also. Hopefully, we can all find our own happy mediums.........

somewhere.



     It is with that sentiment that I proudly follow the Mahhhvelous Ms. Lu of Elevation Polish in presenting a collaborative duo with her titled "Too F#%*ing Hot" and "Too F#%*ing Cold"

L-R: "Too F#%*ing Hot" and "Too F#%*ing Cold"

pic courtesy of Lu @ Elevation Polish

Further swatches and release details can be found on Elevation Polish's blog here.

♥♥♥

CrowsToes

SSSSHHHHH.........did you hear that?

I think something's stirring in the graveyard., but what on earth could it possibly be? 

Any guesses???

Ok girls., here are the surprises! (the ones' that i'm ready to reveal anyway..heehee)

1. I have found a more reliable source - so the big honkin' magenta squares are returning to Cheshire!!!!!! 

2. A retired Color (to be named) will indeed be returning to the CrowsToes Lineup!

3. There will indeed be a New Collection coming very soon!

4. There will be a fan appreciation color called "Minion"

and ETA., because i am indeed a birdbrain sometimes....*facepalm*

5. A Collaboration Duo

SO., 

y'all were the closest guessers!!!!

Bridgettes' Makeup Obsession

Nail Girl

Riotbettyx

Clare@perfectlypainted

Sarah from WI

and

Caitlin

For your correct guesses - You have won a current CT color as your prize!!!!

Please contact me @ crowstoesnailcolor AT gmail DOT com with your mailing addy and color choice!